((switchover of accounts... from Flare125)) Ergo
And thus the first and likely last post is made.
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Fall into a hole.
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Find the hidden button
Evolve to final level
Five Love Taps
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!